Friday, January 27, 2012

Transitions! (Trans'mish'ions)


Hello All,

Long time, no blog.

Honestly it's because I'm a professional writer, ghostwriter, videographer, content creator, social media coordinator, communications guru / what-have-you who created this specific blog a while back in order to show the company I wanted to work for that I could navigate a publisher. Once I landed the job, I focused all my time on the sites I was being paid to manage.

But now that I'm in between gigs - I'm brainstorming for the perfect domain name to start my "real" personal blog: 

properpanda.com
baglady.com
mysocalledblog.com (dammit, that one's taken!)
themish.com (also taken! Are you kidding?)
mishimpossible.com
themishion.com
themishreporter.com
mishrepresentation.com (okay, enough with the mish vein)
sanfrancophile.com
fauxhemianrhapsody.com (stole that idea from a friend)
becauseimawesome.com
exqusitron.com 
mozasaurus.com  (okay, that's my brother's Words with Friends name; I'm really scraping the barrel now...)

It's harder than you'd think! And I'm not overly impressed with any of my ideas so far.

Any thoughts? 

I'll keep you posted!

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Flash Mobs

It makes me all glow-y inside to think that the first people to come up with the idea of harnessing the power of social media to connect the masses used this tool for good, not evil.

I would give anything to be in the middle of a city when suddenly everyone starts dancing to the same beat.   Surreal but powerful - I'm sure the first few moments of that experience consist of feelings you'll never forget.  What's going on?  Am I imagining things?  Is everyone losing their minds?  Am I dreaming?

 
I bet it feels like a divine intervention - magical and overwhelming.  However long it takes you to figure out what is actually going on must unfold in titillating slow motion.  At first the hairs on your arms raise and then you get a funny feeling of deja-vu.  Hyper-aware and full of adrenaline, you are forced to let go of all of your preconceived notions about what should or what is is supposed to happen next.

"Ordinarily" and "usually" are words that have no use in this context.  The only choice you have is to simply go with the flow and enjoy it.  A reminder that life is precious and things can change completely at the drop of a hat.  Maybe the drop of a hat was literally the signal that set one of these dance parties off!  Wouldn't that be cheeky...

It got me wondering...was it the timing of Michael Jackson's death along with the relativity new status of social media that came together to allow such serendipitous artistic brilliance?  Or did the phenomenon of flash mobs already exist in other forms?  

According to Wikipedia, or as I call it "the new Bible," the first flash mob was created in Manhattan in May 2003, by Bill Wasik, senior editor of Harper's Magazine.   But his first attempt was unsuccessful after the targeted retail store was tipped off about the plan (don't know who narced).   Darn!

During Wasik's second attempt, however, he avoided such problems by sending participants to four separate preliminary staging areas – at various Manhattan bars – where they received further instructions about the ultimate event and location just before the event began.   And they also got to get a little tipsy first, which I'm sure made the execution even more fun!  The Flash Mob was successful this time, occurring on June 3, 2003, at Macy's department store.  So many fun things happen at Macy's, don't they? 

More than 130 people converged upon the ninth floor of the store, gathering around an expensive rug. Anyone who was approached by a sales assistant was advised to say that the gatherers lived together in a warehouse on the outskirts of New York, that they were shopping for a "love rug," and that they only made purchase-decisions as a group.

Please with himself, Wasik then planned for 200 people to flood the lobby and mezzanine of the Hyatt hotel in synchronized applause for about 15 seconds.  Then he orchestrated an invasion of a shoe boutique in SoHo by participants pretending to be tourists on a bus trip.  Awesome. 

When probed, Wasik claimed that he created Flash Mobs as a social experiment designed to poke fun at hipsters and to highlight the cultural atmosphere of conformity and of wanting to be an insider or part of "the next big thing."

The Vancover Sun later reported, quite astutely, "It may have backfired on him ... [Wasik] may instead have ended up giving conformity a vehicle that allowed it to appear nonconforming."  Irony!!

In another interview, Wasik said "the mobs started as a kind of playful social experiment meant to encourage spontaneity and big gatherings to temporarily take over commercial and public areas simply to show that they could."

Sounds a little adolescent doesn't it?  Also sounds a little pointless.  A little Warhol-esque if you ask me - i.e. "let's see how far I can fool someone into believing (or even worshiping) my bullshit."

Well others took the concept and ran with it - got a little more creative and playful.  In my opinion nothing that is fun or makes you momentarily step out of your routine is ever pointless.  Here is how the flash mob phenomenon unfolded from there:
   
2006 Silent Disco:

At various London Underground stations, people gathered with their portable music devices (headphones!), and at a set time began dancing to their music.  Though no one was arrested, it was reported that the London authorities pledged to counter future disruption of the underground system.  Well I don't know if you heard, but police don't even have guns in London.  Since 2006, there have been several more flash mobs in the London Underground, including a few silent discos comparable in size to the first one. 

2008 Worldwide Pillow Fight Day:

Over 25 cities around the globe participated in the first international flash mob.  According to The Wall Street Journal, more than 5,000 participated in New York City, overtaking London's 2006 Silent Disco gathering as the largest recorded flash mob to date. Word spread via social networking sites, including Facebook, Myspace, private blogs, personal websites, word of mouth, text messaging and so on.  Participating cities included Atlanta, Beirut, Boston, Budapest, Chicago, Copenhagen, Dublin, Houston, Huntsville, London, Los Angeles, New York, Melbourne, Shanghai, Stockholm, Paris, Szombathy, Vancover, Zurich, Washington D.C. and more.


Fun!!!

Alright guys... If you were going to stage a flash mob, what would be the theme? 

Monday, August 8, 2011

Blirting

 
The BLIRT (Brief Loquaciousness and Interpersonal Responsiveness Test) includes items such as "I always say what's on my mind," and "If I have something to say, I don't hesitate to say it." Those scoring high on the blirt scale report higher levels of assertiveness, extraversion, self-esteem, self-liking, self-competence and positive effect. They also report lower levels of rumination, shyness, fear of negative evaluation, neuroticism and negative emotions compared to lower blirt scorers.

Are you a blirter?

Friday, August 5, 2011

Crazy Shrimp

 

Antidepressants make Shrimp Act Crazy!

You’ve probably heard about all the prescription meds in our water supply. Turns out Prozac in public waters makes shrimp act nutty—and not in a good way.

Seems that the active ingredient in antidepressants like Prozac boosts serotonin in the shrimps’ nervous system and make them wiggle away from safe, dark waters toward the light, where they’re more likely to be devoured by predators.

And because researchers don’t think Prozac has the same mood-elevating effect in shrimp as it does in people, the crustaceans don’t even get to die happy.

Sorry to be such a downer, guys, but this had to be shared... These chemicals are coming from our urine!  How on Earth are we going to solve this crazy (no pun intended) dilemma?  It's hard enough being a shrimp. 

Any ideas?

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Unschooling

The idea of "unschooling" is very idealistic, but I love it.

I was the kind of kid that couldn't deal at public high school.  All the drama, all the bullshit, all the pointless politics and cookie-cutter lesson plans.  Being forced to sit at a desk in a classroom like a hen in a cage - that's not how I produce my eggs.

I need freedom!  I need options, a choice, a little bit of space.  I'm a leader, not a follower, and public school ended up seriously cramping my style.

After attending 4 high schools in one blur of a sophomore year I finally settled into a small private school with a more individualized curriculum.  I was the kind of kid, and teenager, who couldn't sit still.  I still can't really - that's why I started this blog.  I need this in order to simply get through my 9-5!   I think this is now commonly referred to as ADHD.  But I don't think it's a disability, I think it's a gift. 

I loved the high school I ended up at.  And I’m so fortunate that my dad was willing to send me there!  The tuition wasn’t super high, but we did live in one of the best school districts in the state according to standardized testing (that’s a-whole-nother post, coming later), so the fact that my dad was willing to shell out the 8k or so a year was simply awesome.  Go Dad.

Anyway, at this oasis of educational freedom, I was shocked that I could call my teachers by their first names!  This changed the dynamic entirely.  My teachers didn’t talk down to me and they didn’t order me around or make me do pointless busywork.  They ask my opinion about current affairs and they were actually interested in my answers!  I was in heaven.

After years of feeling isolated, frustrated and being shuffled around and racking up more detention hours than I thought humanly possible to ever complete, I had finally found a school at which I could feel like I wasn't compromising myself.  I could just be me and I wasn’t constantly struggling to fit into (or escape from) the rigid regime.  I didn’t feel the need to smoke cigs in the parking lot or cut class.  I actually found myself getting really into my course work and developing new interests!

I graduated salutatorian and student body president.  Although my high school was “alternative,” I still did very well on my SATs and got into a great university.  I think it’s worth it to consider educational options…especially if your child is on the creative/curious side of the pendulum or has a natural aversion to arbitrary authority.

I say we should push our kids to think outside the box and always be questioning things.  That is, if they want to.  Some people are fine with rules and regulations and even embrace them or lean on them as a crutch.  Not to offend, it takes all types to make this world go ‘round.  But I am NOT that way, so my “alternative” high school education was the right choice for me.

How do you want your kids to be educated?      

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Media Starved


Are you:

...too smart for Cosmo?

...too impatient for The New Yorker?

...too #overit for Nylon?

Where do you go for your media?! 

I'm here to solve a problem - to service a niche.  I want to provide for you entertaining nonsense / irreverent pop-culture commentary / informative articles about stuff that actually matters / book, music & movie reviews that are nothing but honest / helpful hints about how to get through our-so-called-lives / recipes that are healthy, easy and taste good / absurd-but-real happenings / sex & love cautionary tales / unexpected cuteness assaults / and last but not least...random bouts of frustration and euphoria!

This is our thirties.  The Nirvana Generation has a receding hairline.  I say we go with it and have fun doing it! 

Leave it to me to scour the web for you and find the best stuff out there to help you get through the day when you feel like time is going by in slow motion.   

Enjoy!